WTF, he almost hit Tokyo instead!
In this age of precision weapons, it is now possible to shoot the whiskers off a fly or to kill 60,000 "Hamas members" without harming Hamas.
It is rather depressing, therefore, to see that the World's oldest superpower, known by his para-social nickname as "God," is still well behind the times.
This follows his latest strike against the centre of evil in the World, the Kremlin, which sadly fell short by over 4000 miles, hitting instead a completely different -- but still evil -- part of Russia in the Far East of Siberia.
It is rather depressing, therefore, to see that the World's oldest superpower, known by his para-social nickname as "God," is still well behind the times.
This follows his latest strike against the centre of evil in the World, the Kremlin, which sadly fell short by over 4000 miles, hitting instead a completely different -- but still evil -- part of Russia in the Far East of Siberia.
According to the Bible, the weapons of mass destruction used by God in the past have included earthquakes, "fire from heaven," lightning strikes, floods, plagues, "boils," and leprosy (2 Chronicles 26:19-21). The latter was imposed for the incorrect burning of incense btw.
But a frequent criticism has been the often "indiscriminate" nature of many of these divine weapons, such as the "rain of fire" that killed even the prudes and virgins in the "sexually liberated" towns of Sodom and Gomorrah in 1897 BC.
However, the latest strike against the cabal of Satanic paedophiles in the Kremlin, is thought to be the worst on record, at least since the Great Flood of 2348 BC, which killed everybody on Earth, except for Noah and his family, and all the dinosaurs of course.
But a frequent criticism has been the often "indiscriminate" nature of many of these divine weapons, such as the "rain of fire" that killed even the prudes and virgins in the "sexually liberated" towns of Sodom and Gomorrah in 1897 BC.
However, the latest strike against the cabal of Satanic paedophiles in the Kremlin, is thought to be the worst on record, at least since the Great Flood of 2348 BC, which killed everybody on Earth, except for Noah and his family, and all the dinosaurs of course.
God has had a poor reputation for "collateral damage" since 2348 BC.
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