Not David Attenborough
Who'd have thunk it! Just hours after being accused of possessing disgusting bestiality porn with horses and eels—as well as videos of minors—disgraced social media influencer Andrew Tate has now been accused of turning his "hell-hole" prison conditions to his advantage by filming "tiny bestiality videos" featuring cockroaches and other vermin.
The videos are believed to have been made by Tate in his Miami holding cell, where he is awaiting extradition to the UK on a wide range of charges, with a small Japanese "micro camera" smuggled into his cell by a well-wisher.
While videos depicting such normal acts of reproductive behaviour are normally considered wholesome family viewing and widely aired on respectable channels like the BBC, they are regarded as toxic, degenerate, soul-destroying filth if they feature either one of the Tate brothers (and lack a David Attenborough voice-over). This is due to the fact that Andrew Tate is a subhuman, chinless freak, who speaks in a ludicrous Mid-Atlantic accent about wanting to "fuck Hulk Hogan," and thus symbolises all that is sick, vile, and depraved with our degenerate and benighted era.
Cockroaches do not have a "sexual appetite" in the human sense, but instead have a strong, pheromone-driven reproductive drive that compels the male cockroach to raise his wings and present his dorsal surface to the female, who then climbs onto his back and feeds on a secretion from glands on his tergites (back plates). While she is thus feeding, the male then extends his abdomen and inserts his phallomere into her "lady place." They then lock together end-to-end and remain coupled for a period that can last anywhere from minutes to more than an hour.
Cockroaches also have something called a "pseudopenis," like Andrew Tate.
Cockroaches also have something called a "pseudopenis," like Andrew Tate.
While videos depicting such normal acts of reproductive behaviour are normally considered wholesome family viewing and widely aired on respectable channels like the BBC, they are regarded as toxic, degenerate, soul-destroying filth if they feature either one of the Tate brothers (and lack a David Attenborough voice-over). This is due to the fact that Andrew Tate is a subhuman, chinless freak, who speaks in a ludicrous Mid-Atlantic accent about wanting to "fuck Hulk Hogan," and thus symbolises all that is sick, vile, and depraved with our degenerate and benighted era.
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