SMALL ASIAN-AMERICAN TYCOON IN LEATHER JACKET "SIMP-RAPED" BY LOW-TIER CHINESE SPY

Jensen Huang simping out to a low-tier Chinese spy

America has been humiliated yet again by its geopolitical rivals after China used one of its lowest-tier lady spies to essentially "rape" one of America's leading tech oligarchs, Jensen Huang.

The spy, Alice Huang (no relation), who looks like an average worker at a Wuhan bat-meat factory or the old laundry woman at the Novotel Shanghai Atlantis, was nevertheless able to use her meagre charms to make the Nvidia CEO "simp out" and hand over vital chips to the Chinese government.

This new humiliation comes on top of the Kremlin glove-puppeting Donald Trump over the last decade after filming Russian prostitutes pissing on him in a Moscow hotel room sometime in 2013 according to well-informed sources.

In this new humiliation, Spy Alice Huang posed as a Chinese businesswoman and senior executive at a "fake" data-centre/cloud-computing firm called "Megaspeed," based in Singapore. She then used this concocted business persona to arrange meetings with Jensen Huang, during which she pretended to be impressed by his shiny leather jacket and height-boosting shoes, enticing the 5'6" tech titan into a torrid relationship of sexual domination that resulted in billions of dollars worth of top chips being accessed by Communist Chinese AI firms and also physically shipped to Communist China. 

Megaspeed’s large Nvidia chip purchases drew U.S. scrutiny over possible export-control issues, with U.S. intelligence assessments concluding that Alice Huang was a Chinese intelligence asset recruited by the Ministry of State Security.

Although behaving like a complete incel loser having a pathetic mid-life crisis, Huang was actually "chad" enough to score a nerdy mid-tier White woman back in the 1980s and have two cool "hapa" kids, possibly due to the popularity of the "Karate Kid" franchise at the time. 

Jensen in the 1980s with future wife Tori at the height of Karate Kid mania.