WOMAN BEING "ON THE RAG" CAUSES POLITICAL CRISIS IN U.K.

A British woman's "monthly emotional turbulence" caused by "having the painters in" has led to an unprecedented political crisis in the UK.

The woman, Rachel Reeves, was surprisingly picked to be Chancellor of the Exchequer in Keir Starmer's Labour government last year, even though it was known at the time that she was prone to enter menstrual cycles and have "moods."

Now her tendency to be overemotional on her "Moon clock" has been played up by Britain's idle mass media to suggest that there is some kind of political crisis going on behind the scenes, connected to politics, economics, and other important stuff.

The Chancellor was recently seen blubbering away like Jordan Peterson on an onion farm, while sitting on the Labour front benches during Prime Minister's Question Time, with footage of the waterworks going viral soon afterwards. 

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Making the whole crisis worse and fuelling further speculation is the government's reluctance to admit that the Chancellor's mental state was temporally unhinged by the fact the she was simply "riding the cotton pony" and that she would be okay in a few days' time and back at her sums.