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Saturday, February 4, 2023

AMERICA'S CONTARDS TAKE UP ARMS IN FIGHT AGAINST MYSTERY BALLOON ATTACK


In a defining moment of American greatness, not seen since the Crossing of the Delaware or the Storming of Mount Suribachi on Iwo Jima, the nation's Contards have risen as one and taken up arms to defend American freedom from the threat posed by a mystery Chinese balloon. 

This response was sparked after President Joe Biden's decision to "appease" the Chinese by allowing their balloon all-area access to US air space: 

"Professional RINO hunter, Congresswoman, and proud mom of 4 boys," Lauren Boebert angrily tweeted:


"Army veteran, proud husband & father" Mike Flynn reinforced the sentiment calling for effective action against the air-filled menace:


Failed "Trump-endorsed candidate for Arizona Governor," Kari Lake took things to the next level, roaming the prairies of America, gun in hand, hoping for a shot at the invasive dirigible.


Christian conservative "humour" writer Ashley St. Clair took an even more proactive approach, taking to the skies to shoot down the floating monstrosity and defeat its sinister purpose:


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