Jason "Meatball" Kessler Peru-bound
Spare a thought for the poor, lonely Alt-Righter, like Jason "Meatball" Kessler, 40 years old and still unmarried. Kessler, of course, was the guy behind the "Unite the Right" event in Charlottesville in 2017, but is finding it harder to "unite" in his personal life.
Not only are his life prospects increasingly dim, thanks to deplatforming and demonetization, but women actually think he might run them over in his car, thanks to misleading reports in the mainstream media.
Girls, not every Alt-Righter wants to do this to you
Also, being an Alt-Righter often means that you are inevitably an incel shortarse, have weird DNA, or simply have "masculinity issues."
The research is irrefutable on all these points.
Is it any wonder, then, that the petal-strewn path of romantic love is a relatively unknown avenue to these furtive and elusive creatures?
Indeed, the rocky road of non-love was the very topic of Kessler's latest podcast on Odysee, where he complained that White women were too "ethnomasochistic," "feminist," and greedy for money to associate with a pudgy, pockmarked, penniless loser like himself.
Now it looks like Kessler has found the perfect solution to those lonely nights logging onto Pornhub or delving into anime -- namely, a juicy sex tourist trip to a Third World country, where his small pile of gringo bucks from his donors (or Fed handlers) will go a lot further:
In a post on Twitter yesterday the "Ron DeSantis of the Alt-Right" told his faithful followers that he was off to Peru for a few days, where he said he would cruise the beaches and hopefully see "some sexy hippies at the hostels."
But it's not just about the money. In poor countries, like Peru, Kessler's appearance will be less of a drawback. Unlike the USA, where feminist-imposed misandry has created unrealistic standards of masculine beauty that turn most males into sexless betas, eking out sad lonely lives of quiet desperation, Peru still values the pudgy meatball physiognomy of an "average man" like Kessler.
If he can't break out of his incel hell there, then he might want to contemplate ending it all -- in which case the Andes may come in handy.
But it's not just about the money. In poor countries, like Peru, Kessler's appearance will be less of a drawback. Unlike the USA, where feminist-imposed misandry has created unrealistic standards of masculine beauty that turn most males into sexless betas, eking out sad lonely lives of quiet desperation, Peru still values the pudgy meatball physiognomy of an "average man" like Kessler.
If he can't break out of his incel hell there, then he might want to contemplate ending it all -- in which case the Andes may come in handy.
Andrew Anglin is closing in on 40. No woman and no kids. Either an incel or a closeted homosexual.
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