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Saturday, August 23, 2025

TRUMP KICKED IN THE NUTS (AGAIN) BY COURT RULING ON ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ


If you're going to act like a dictator, it might be a good idea to actually become a dictator first. That's what most dictators do, before swinging their big dicks about and kicking up shit.

This is a lesson that Trump is increasingly learning, after a federal judge 
effortlessly humiliated him again by ordering his ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ immigration prison to be shut down. 

As reported by the Guardian:

A federal judge in Miami late on Thursday ordered the closure of the Trump administration’s notorious “Alligator Alcatraz” immigration jail within 60 days, and ruled that no more detainees were to be brought to the facility while it was being wound down.

The shock ruling by district court judge Kathleen Williams builds on a temporary restraining order she issued two weeks ago halting further construction work at the remote tented camp, which has attracted waves of criticism for harsh conditions, abuse of detainees and denial of due process as they await deportation.

In her 82-page order, published in the US district court’s southern district of Florida on Friday, Williams determined the facility was causing severe and irreparable damage to the fragile Florida Everglades.

Yup, like they got Al Capone on tax dodging, they got Donald Trump on disturbing the delicate ecological balance of the swamps!

The cost to the taxpayer of a few "pistol hot" headlines to boost Trump's "cheesy 1980s TV show" brand, is estimated to be a cool $600 million.  

This is not the first time that Trump's "dictatorship in a democracy" approach has run into trouble.

In March, judges blocked his deportations under the Alien Enemies Act as wildly unconstitutional. That Act was designed for actual wartime!

In April, the courts kicked him squarely in the gonads with his birth-right citizenship restrictions, with federal judges in several states issuing nationwide injunctions against his executive order denying citizenship to children born in the U.S. to non-citizen or non-permanent resident parents. 

In May, the U.S. Court of International Trade trampled on Trump's tiny tender private parts with a ruling that his sweeping "big dick" tariffs on imports from nearly every country were unlawful, laying the groundwork for future challenges. 

In July, a federal judge kicked the President firmly in the beans by striking down his attempt to withhold Medicaid funds from abortion clinics. The ruling ensured that "Planned Parenthood" clinics continue to receive federal funding for their "eugenic" policies.

Then this month, just as the feeling was slowly returning to his battered testicles, another federal judge showed up to put the boot in by striking down Trump actions aimed at ending DEI in schools and colleges, followed immediately by another federal judge ruling that the Trump administration could not withhold funding from sanctuary cities. WTF!?

Honestly, you couldn't make up an administrative shit show as bad as this! No one would believe you.

In fact, almost anything that Trump does merely serves the purpose of getting the Orange Attention Freak a few temporary headlines, while achieving nothing of substance.

His moronic voter base, however, continue to slurp up this empty slop as if it were the ambrosia of the gods -- the best argument ever for why America can't continue to exist as a democracy! 

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