In yet another failed attempt to use cable news slop to put the Epstein Files behind him, US President Donald Trump has had a pointless meeting with Vladimir Putin in Alaska.
The two leaders were unable to reach an agreement on the war in Ukraine that would be interesting or significant enough to stay on top of the news agenda long enough to make people forget about Trump's connection to the Epstein Files.
Before the summit, it was hoped that the convicted sex criminal and reality TV star and the ex-KGB dictator and mass murderer would reach a comprehensive agreement on Ukraine, leading to an immediate ceasefire.
It was also hoped that the talks would produce a framework for permanent Ukrainian security that would also satisfy Putin's desire to bathe every morning in a giant steaming bath filled with the the blood of his victims.
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Instead, the two soulless clowns made a few dumb wisecracks and blew smoke up each other's worthless arses, while the world quickly lost interest and returned to its main obsession, namely the fact that Donald Trump has refused to release the Epstein Files, is clearly in them doing lots of weird pedo shit, and Vladimir Putin is probably using this info to blackmail him.
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