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Tuesday, January 2, 2024

SPENCER SHAVES AND MISGENDERS HIS THIRD EYEBROW


Richard Spencer, the leader of the Fed-Right and founder of Apollonanianism, has apparently shaved off his latest moustache in a desperate attempt not to be mistaken for a crapper, older, fatter, sadder version of Nick Fuentes.

But even worse, the quickly-aging Spencer, who looks fat and pudgy and full of oestrogen, has even "misgendered" his departed lip bristles for reasons best known to himself. 

Tweeting from the top of a mountain, after an exhausting ski-lift ride, Spencer answered a query from devoted fan and slavish follower @spookyukrop, asking the whereabouts of his missing soup strainer:

"Decided to shave it for the New Year. She’ll be back."

Yes, he literally called his departed cookie duster a lady!!! 

"She'll be back"! Is he keeping it in a box? 

This weird shit has reinforced the perception among many in the Dissident Right that Spencer is "less masculine" than a Bangkok Ladyboy.

This could explain why he "almost DEFinitely" cut a deal with the FEds, instead of standing up to them like a man, and has therefore not been criminally prosecuted for the illegal Charlottesville tiki-torch parade the night before the Charlottesville rally, while several of his naïve and relatively innocent  followers have been. 

3 comments:

  1. Looks like the alcoholism is taking a toll on Spencer. Being a drunk diminishes testosterone, and clearly Spencer is a very effeminate twink.

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  2. You are just jealous of his handsome visage and apollonian physique

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    1. You're not dealing with the central problem here, which is Spencer calling his moustache a girl. Also, your focus on "male attractiveness" just makes you sound gay. You may be missing an F in Active Pooter.

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