A horse has a chilly butt because of this woman (and Putin).
A woman wearing hairs plucked from a horse's arse has criticised Princess Meghan of California on Russian-funded" TV.
The woman, who pretends to be a "News Presenter" on the loss-making GB News (see its Kremlin-linked funding here), was apparently trying to trigger some passing British gammon with her comments, which focused on an imaginary "jam war" within the British Royal Family.
The woman, who pretends to be a "News Presenter" on the loss-making GB News (see its Kremlin-linked funding here), was apparently trying to trigger some passing British gammon with her comments, which focused on an imaginary "jam war" within the British Royal Family.
The comments were also shared in a short, semi-literate article on GB News's website:
"How can you get something so badly wrong? Meghan Markle and the battle of the jams. Of all the products you could choose to launch, why pick jam? Why indeed. Meghan Markle has launched this as her first offering on her new website American Riviera Orchard, or ARO as I like to call it - another ridiculous offering. Why jam? I hear you cry. Possibly to rival King Charles and his jam... Apparently, the fruit used in her jam is homegrown at her Montecito abode, unlike the King's organic strawberry preserve, which is brought in from elsewhere. Oh, that's great, Meghan. Remind me to purchase a jar of your ever so sweet, sickly product. I hate jam."
It is not yet known how many elderly GB News viewers died after sperging out over this condiment-related story, or why the woman, who is totally bald, needs to wear a horse's fly-whisk on top of her head.
The Duchess of Sussex, the innocent target of Nana Akua's vile plebian abuse
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