It appears that a giant, possibly divine "ice fist" is punishing Russia for its many sins, according to recent weather maps of the large post-Soviet country. These show a massive surge of freezing air, balled up like an angry fist, hammering down on Russia.
This is best evidence we have had this year for the existence of God, because, if there were a God, He would almost certainly hate Russia and the Russians, and would want them to suffer for all the bad shit that they have been doing recently under President Putin. A nasty spell of Winter weather would certainly tick that box, as Russia is crap at central heating, like almost everything else.
This is best evidence we have had this year for the existence of God, because, if there were a God, He would almost certainly hate Russia and the Russians, and would want them to suffer for all the bad shit that they have been doing recently under President Putin. A nasty spell of Winter weather would certainly tick that box, as Russia is crap at central heating, like almost everything else.
Some theologians, however, disagree with this interpretation. They say that if there were a God, He wouldn't be cruel enough to punish all the Russians for the actions of just one evil man.
Instead, they claim, a true God would strike down just Putin himself, possibly with a bolt of lightning out of the blue while he was sitting on the crapper and therefore unable to dodge it. If not that then, at least, God might give him a nasty case of the farts so that he wouldn't have any close friends. Some Kremlin watchers believe that this may already have happened.
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