Smirking like a lobotomy success story and inappropriately quoting an historical figure (Budweiser), Governor Ron DeSantis has declared that he is pulling out of the 2024 GOP Primary race to devote more time to licking Donald Trump's boots.
Like a pathetic gimp who had been trained to salivate on command, DeSantis immediately endorsed the man who had been brutally abusing him for months by calling him such names as "Ron DeSantimonius," "Tiny D," "Ron DeSoros" "Ron DeSaster," and "Meatball Ron."
The pathetic climbdown by DiSantis came after just one pathetic primary contest in a shit-kicking farming state, where DiSantis spent $35 million to receive 23,000 votes or one vote per $1,497.
Like a pathetic gimp who had been trained to salivate on command, DeSantis immediately endorsed the man who had been brutally abusing him for months by calling him such names as "Ron DeSantimonius," "Tiny D," "Ron DeSoros" "Ron DeSaster," and "Meatball Ron."
The pathetic climbdown by DiSantis came after just one pathetic primary contest in a shit-kicking farming state, where DiSantis spent $35 million to receive 23,000 votes or one vote per $1,497.
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