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Wednesday, January 17, 2024

VISIBLY AGING TRUMP GETS 56,260 VOTES IN IOWA

Trump winz the Iowa Cock-Asses

Donald Trump, who will be 78 by the time the Presidential Election comes around, has won the Iowa Caucus, securing some delegates for the Republican National Convention later in the year.

Looking aged and tired, Trump still had enough of the "old Trump magic" and charisma to get a little over 56 thousand votes in the state of 3 million people, whose dull lives revolve around the slow changing of the seasons and the price of agricultural commodities.

Yes, out of every 50 Iowans, about one person voted for Trump, one voted for his "underpowered" Republican rivals, while the other 48 stayed home. 

2024 is shaping up to be one of the most exciting Presidential elections ever.

2 comments:

  1. Won't make it. Will be shot like a hog or jailed. Vivek will then reenter the race and grab the nomination.

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  2. The two candidates between Trump and V-man have acquired the nicknames “Jeb #2” and “Jeb #3” from how badly they’ve campaigned.

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