WHO'S WHO IN THE DISSIDENT RIGHT: CATTURD (real name Philip Buchanan)

Often comments on the appearance of people he dislikes, LOL

The epitome of the low intellectual level of the modern Dissident Right is the terminally online Catturd, who constantly tweets low-hanging-fruit jibes at the complexities of modern life, boomertard insults at Leftists, and conspiracy theories which Russia wants to see promoted. 

It is not really clear why he is boosted by Musk, the Trump family, and the Russians to the extent he has been, as, despite his doglike loyalty to Trump, there is little of worth  in his content, even in a negative sense, as it is actually just dull and tedious.

In 2023, his real identity was revealed, along with some unpleasant biographical details. Despite his cute, cuddly "(s)catalogical" avatar, in appearance, he somewhat resembles a large flabby thumb with a beard, a similar type to British curmudgeon Morgoth's Review.

He comes across as a bitter, lonely, aging boomer, scared of growing old (born 1964). Going by his three divorces, he is also clearly not easy to get on with, has shit taste in women, or, more probably, both.

He has a self-admitted history of deep dysfunction. After having over-invested emotionally and otherwise in a failed music career, he suffered from alcoholism and even homelessness. He was also fired from Walmart. He joined social media in 2019 at the tender age of 54, after, he said, losing the ability to play guitar due to arthritis.