"MAD TORY WOMEN" DEFECTORS NOT WELCOME IN REFORM

"Mad Liz" and "Sewer Braverman" looking for a new home

As the Tory Party ship continues to sink beneath the waves, top Tories are looking to save their worthless political careers by finding a new berth in Nigel Farage's Reform Party. However, it looks like Reform is worried that welcoming some of the rats from the sinking ship, holed below the waterline by the Boriswave scandal, could capsize Reform's chances.

As reported by the Daily Mail:

"Nigel Farage is set to reject any bids to jump ship from Suella Braverman or Liz Truss amid concerns they would damage Reform's image, the Mail has learnt. Speculation is rife that Mrs Braverman could switch allegiance while Ms Truss has been tipped as a potential defector."

The two high-profile Tories looking for new homes in the "dark-money-funded" Reform, former Prime Minister Liz Truss and ex-Home Secretary Suella Braverman, are generally thought of as mentally erratic, disruptive, and "more trouble than they are worth," even in a party with plenty of "low human capital" like Reform:

"Despite the huge publicity value of attracting a former home secretary or prime minister, Reform sources said neither would be welcome. One well-placed insider claimed Mrs Braverman was 'not a team player', adding: 'Her record shows she is just too disruptive.' And the source said Ms Truss joining would be a 'non-starter' as she has 'far too much baggage in the public's mind'."

Much more acceptable to the Reform Party are relatively tame, boring, and sensible Tories, like former Cabinet ministers Sir Jake Berry and David Jones, and Dame Andrea Jenkyns, who recently became the party's Greater Lincolnshire mayor. 

Reform leader Nigel Farage believes his party has a much higher standing with the public than the disgraced and discredited Tories, who totally shat the bed on immigration, and said he would be "picky" about which Tories to accept:

"We are not the Conservatives 2.0 and we don't want to look like them."