Trump: toponymic incontinence
A senile lunatic in the White House, who is in dire need of several diaper changes, has decided to rename the entire continent of Europe as "New America."
This latest piece of insanity follows months and indeed years of increasingly erratic behaviour by the orange looney who was placed in the White House by rural American voters back in 2024 as an elaborate practical joke.
Since then the rapidly-aging nutter has been been randomly renaming geographic features around the World, while every sane person tries to ignore him.
The mentally damaged freak with fake hair started by renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the "Gulf of America," then changed Washington's Kennedy Centre to the "Trump-Kennedy Centre," followed by calling Lake Ontario "Lake America."
He has also tried to rename the Strait of Hormuz as "The Strait of Trump," although the Iranians were apparently quick to rename it back at him as the "One-million-bucks-to-go-through Strait."
The latest bout of renaming appears to have coincided with a large emission of froth from the lunatic's mouth. In this fit of toponymic incontinence he retitled the US state of New Mexico "New America" to widespread groans, before moving on to unilaterally rechristen Europe as "Old America."
The latest psychiatric reports suggests that he next intends to carve four giant portraits of himself on Mt. Rushmore and then rename it "Mount Trumpmore."
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