Mental health professionals are searching for an orange man in a diaper and a suit who climbed on stage at the recent meeting of the United Nations and made a deranged speech in front of diplomats and world leaders.
Among many other unhinged and ludicrous comments, he claimed that he had personally beat the British in an historical war that took place 250 years ago:
"It's right here in New York City. George Washington said to his troops, as they listened to his immortal words for the first time, the patriots could see the British invasion, more than 100 ships strong that arrived to crush the cause of liberty. Thousands of soldiers getting off the ship. We won decisively..."
In fact, nothing of the sort happened, and the man and his ancestors have zero connection to the events of the Revolutionary War. George Washington was a rebellious Englishman fighting against his own king. Meanwhile the ancestors of the orange lunatic did not even migrate to America until the 20th century.
In fact, at the time of the conflict that pitted British troops against British colonists (and the French army that greatly assisted them), the orange lunatic's ancestors were in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland shouting at the wind and in provincial Germany making cuckoo clocks and wooden toys.
In fact, at the time of the conflict that pitted British troops against British colonists (and the French army that greatly assisted them), the orange lunatic's ancestors were in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland shouting at the wind and in provincial Germany making cuckoo clocks and wooden toys.
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