Following President Trump's statesman-like decision to "mostly peacefully" bomb an Iranian mountain, fears are growing of sleeper cells in the USA hitting back.
Tweeting from an underground bunker, Trump stalwart Charlie Kirk warned:
"Stay armed. Stay vigilant. We have no idea how many sleeper cells are inside the United States. It's an unforgiveable weakness Biden left this country with. Stay alert. Pray."
There are even fears that a sleeper cell could be "embedded" in the White House itself, ready to strike the President when he is at his most vulnerable.
Trump's most loyal follower, JD Vance
So far, attempts to pin down the identities of the elusive cell have failed, although one of its members is said to wear eye-liner and is sexually attracted to furniture, while another is reputed to be a diminutive man with a receding hairline who enjoys spending time in bathhouses.
A third member of the cell is believed to be a former female member of the armed forces who is fond of surfing and prone to commit her terrorist acts "in the name of Aloha!"
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