Sleeping on the wrong side of the blanket since 2006
The "bunker buster bomb," better known by its technical name GBU-57A/B, is a precision-guided, 30,000-pound piece of ordnance that is dropped from a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber from a height of 50,000 feet. It is designed to impact deeply buried and hard-to-reach fortified targets, such as bunkers, tunnels, and uncooperative bits of Slovenian marital minge.
Melania perfecting her ice maiden vibes
Trump's more optimistic military advisors believe it is the ideal weapon to "open up" or "loosen" the dormant lady parts of Melania and get the aging President to finally "plant his flag."
However, sceptics in Trump's cabinet, led by Tulsi Gabbard, who has also not been giving it away for quite some time, claim that Melania's dormant lady parts are so well guarded that even a Massive Ordnance Penetrator like the GBU-57A/B will be powerless to put a bit of zing back into the aging President's love life.
However, sceptics in Trump's cabinet, led by Tulsi Gabbard, who has also not been giving it away for quite some time, claim that Melania's dormant lady parts are so well guarded that even a Massive Ordnance Penetrator like the GBU-57A/B will be powerless to put a bit of zing back into the aging President's love life.
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