Breaking snooze!
Donald Trump has been caught napping in cabinet again. This time, however, the "cabinet" was a shiny wooden box with brass handles, raising concerns about the President's health and his ability to award pardons to drug barons and start wars with Venezuela.
In recent weeks, the 79-year-old President appears to have slowed down and even stopped moving completely, although he remains more active than ever on Truth Social, where he recently assured his followers that he was "sharper than I was 25 years ago," rebuking The New York Times for a report that maggots are probably "feasting in the rancid caverns of his diseased brain" by now.
"Trump is sharp, but they’re not sharp," Trump 'truthed' back at them, chastising their reporters for what he cast as unfair treatment when it comes to his health and stamina, adding, "You people are crazy."
Meanwhile Trump's other cabinet, the one made-up of all the losers he appointed to government positions, gathered round the cabinet he was dozing in to celebrate the President's sharpness and vigour, despite what one onlooker described as a smell "like bad meat left in a hot car too long."
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick praised his trade wars and hailed the cabinet as "the greatest cabinet ever for the greatest president ever."
Meanwhile Trump's other cabinet, the one made-up of all the losers he appointed to government positions, gathered round the cabinet he was dozing in to celebrate the President's sharpness and vigour, despite what one onlooker described as a smell "like bad meat left in a hot car too long."
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick praised his trade wars and hailed the cabinet as "the greatest cabinet ever for the greatest president ever."
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