The gold-obsessed lunatic, who is currently masquerading as "US President" in an elaborate practical joke concocted by the American people, has just announced his latest plan to "annex" Greenland and redecorate it.
The plan involves building a fleet of giant "golden" battleships, all named after the gold-obsessed lunatic, in order to fight against the "narco terrorists" and "NATO terrorists" who currently control the island which looks "yuuuuge" on the map.
The plan involves building a fleet of giant "golden" battleships, all named after the gold-obsessed lunatic, in order to fight against the "narco terrorists" and "NATO terrorists" who currently control the island which looks "yuuuuge" on the map.
Once the NATO terrorists have been defeated, Erika Kirk will fly in by Trump-copter to tell the indigenous population of Eskimos and polar bears that "Jesus loves them" and to cut their health benefits.
The second stage of the gold-obsessed lunatic's plan calls for the construction of a giant shiny rococo appliqué (made in China and available online at Temu). This will stretch hundreds of miles across the snowy landscape and be visible from distant galaxies.
This will not only enhance national security but also planetary security, as any aliens will be absolutely petrified at the prospect of landing on a planet which has such a whacko in charge.
The second stage of the gold-obsessed lunatic's plan calls for the construction of a giant shiny rococo appliqué (made in China and available online at Temu). This will stretch hundreds of miles across the snowy landscape and be visible from distant galaxies.
This will not only enhance national security but also planetary security, as any aliens will be absolutely petrified at the prospect of landing on a planet which has such a whacko in charge.
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