The People's Republic of MAGA, which recently backtracked on its heroic decision to build its own stuff by scrapping its tariffs against China, has now humbly accepted a jet aircraft from a much higher and superior First World nation called Qatar.
The new aircraft, which has its own gold-encrusted mosque and harem quarters, will replace an antiquated kite-like contraption called "Airforce One," which is used to torture unfriendly journalists by shoving them into a cupboard.
Donald Trump, the Chairman of the Central Committee of the People's Republic of MAGA, expressed profuse thanks to his noble Arabian benefactors:
"The Great Country of Qatar, who we have a very good relationship with has graciously agreed to donate a magnificent, State-of-the-Art Boeing 747-8 to the United States Department of Defense, not to me, to replace the very old Air Force One, on a temporary basis, until the new planes are completed and delivered. This is a great gesture to the United States, and I thank Qatar, its Amir, and its People, for their wonderful Gift!"
The real story here is that the Qatari Royal Family no longer want to fly around in Boeings because of their poor safety record, and have been switching to European-made Airbuses which are much better and don't kill you.
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