Rich people not connected to Liverpool riding on a bus during the mass littering event
In what has become Britain's biggest news story, a mob of angry Liverpool fans picked a fight with a car and lost.
Dozens of fans were reportedly injured, some seriously, in what appears to have been a booze-fuelled attack on the vehicle, which was apparently minding its own business trying to go from A to B when it was attacked.
Dozens of fans were reportedly injured, some seriously, in what appears to have been a booze-fuelled attack on the vehicle, which was apparently minding its own business trying to go from A to B when it was attacked.
Police are still piecing together what exactly happened, but it is known that the incident occurred during a "mass littering event" held to coincide with an unconnected group of rich people taking a bus ride through the city.
The rich people, some of whom are footballers and have zero connection with Liverpool except that they pick up their salaries there, are believed to have won some kind of sporting trophy recently. They had then decided to celebrate by using public transport instead of their usual limousines.
The rich people, some of whom are footballers and have zero connection with Liverpool except that they pick up their salaries there, are believed to have won some kind of sporting trophy recently. They had then decided to celebrate by using public transport instead of their usual limousines.
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The bus ride by the rich foreigners was then used as an "excuse" by a giant undisciplined mob of "gassed up" Liverpudlians to clog the streets, disperse large quantities of garbage, and impede traffic, even on roads that had not been specially closed off by the police to facilitate the event.
While several Liverpool fans were hospitalised, the car involved in the incident sustained relatively minor damage and is believed to be at a Kwikfit pending an insurance claim.
The King, who is in Canada in order to prevent it being invaded by America, and the Prime Minister, who is tirelessly working to preserve the independence of the Ukraine and Eastern Europe, have both been informed of this much more important news story and have been asked to rush to the site of the minor street scuffle to show their concern.
US-owned Liverpool FC successfully privatising the profits of its "football
business" while socialising the costs (policing, clean up, etc.).
How can you say Liverpool FC are full of foreigners when Alexander Arnold is born there?
ReplyDeleteHasn't he just gone to Madrid?
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