In the latest move to "make America great," Donald Trump is directing his government to reopen and expand Auschwitz, the infamous former prison camp in Poland near the site of the former IG Farben synthetic rubber and chemical plant.
In a message on his Truth Social site on Sunday, the President said that "for too long the World has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat criminal offenders (many of them in my own government)".
The reopening of Auschwitz - once notorious as one of the the Third Reich's toughest prisons - would serve as a "symbol of law, order, and justice," he added.
Leading Democrats said the proposal was "not serious" as no movies starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage had been made about the prison complex yet.
The maximum security facility, also known as "The Death Factory," was closed in early 1945 due to staffing problems, and it is currently operating as a successful tourist site.
"Today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt AUSCHWITZ," Trump wrote. The prison camp, he claimed, would "house America's most ruthless and violent Offenders".
Unfortunately for Trump, the prison camp is not yet on sovereign US territory and would require a preliminary invasion of Poland (and a temporary alliance with Russia) before it could be transformed into a death camp for people with tattoos on their knuckles, critics of Israel, or tariff deniers.
The reopening of Auschwitz - once notorious as one of the the Third Reich's toughest prisons - would serve as a "symbol of law, order, and justice," he added.
Leading Democrats said the proposal was "not serious" as no movies starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage had been made about the prison complex yet.
The maximum security facility, also known as "The Death Factory," was closed in early 1945 due to staffing problems, and it is currently operating as a successful tourist site.
Unfortunately for Trump, the prison camp is not yet on sovereign US territory and would require a preliminary invasion of Poland (and a temporary alliance with Russia) before it could be transformed into a death camp for people with tattoos on their knuckles, critics of Israel, or tariff deniers.
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