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Wednesday, May 14, 2025

PRO-ISRAEL GROUP PRAISES "HEALTH BENEFITS" OF GAZA GENOCIDE

Jonathan Turner, the PR equivalent of repeatedly punching yourself in the face with an axe

UK Lawyers for Israel (UKLFI), a group that blindly marches in lockstep with any Zionist excesses, has claimed that starving the Gazan population to death is actually good for the health of the people slowly dying of malnutrition in the beleaguered death camp, which is also routinely bombed and strafed by Israel jets and snipers. 

The comment was made in a letter by Jonathan Turner, the chief executive of UKLFI, after the Co-operative council tabled a motion at its annual meeting to ban the selling of Israeli produce in its stores. However, this motion is advisory, meaning the board is not obligated to act even if it passes.

Urging the Co-op council to withdraw the motion, Turner wrote that critics of Israel's actions:

"...ignored factors that may increase average life expectancy in Gaza, bearing in mind that one of the biggest health issues in Gaza prior to the current war was obesity."

Despite equating genocide by malnutrition to Weight Watchers, the UKLFI is a pretty mainstream organisation, with patrons who include the former supreme court judge John Dyson, the former Conservative leader Michael Howard and David Pannick KC, who has represented the late Queen and even the notorious "immigration criminal" Boris Johnson.

In the first 12 months of the war in Gaza, life expectancy has decreased by 34.9 years, according to a study in the British medical magazine Lancet. This is about half the pre-war level of 75.5 years. By now it is probably down to kindergarten levels.

Israel also bans all journalists from reporting on its "dietary experiments" in Gaza, and apparently takes special pains to ensure that any journalists working there are "accidentally" shot on purpose.

Despite these Herculean PR efforts at "controlling the narrative," Israel is now about as popular as Apartheid South Africa, Nazi Germany, or the Bubonic Plague of the 14th Century, which wiped out one-third of Europe's population.

3 comments:

  1. Reminds me of that iconic photo of an Dachau(?) inmate that has "love handles".

    And what's next? That they're going to use pics of children with kwashiorkor and say that they are really fat?

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    1. "Nils Hult" (proper form XD)May 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM

      To correct myself: it WAS from Dachau. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachau_concentration_camp#Purpose

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  2. Zionist shilling has officially jumped the shark, it's now indistinguishable from Babylon Bee headlines.

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