The People's Republic of Maga (formerly known as the United States of America) has launched an heroic effort to make its own cars, announcing 25% tariffs on all automobiles and automobile parts made by the "foreign devils."
The radical move is entirely in line with Great Leader Donald Trump's "Year Zero" vision of creating an autarkic America that no-longer relies on "imperialist exports" from more advanced countries.
The radical move is entirely in line with Great Leader Donald Trump's "Year Zero" vision of creating an autarkic America that no-longer relies on "imperialist exports" from more advanced countries.
Under the possibly 5-year plan, automobile prices will first soar, followed by a move to empty the cities at gunpoint and march the country's population of workshy office drones, welfare queens, unemployed tech bros, and early retirement boomers to "automobile labour camps" in the countryside.
Here they will be forced to fashion basic automobile components from rocks, twigs, and left-over bits of agricultural machinery.
Those who fail to reach production targets will have their slop ration cut to starvation levels, or be sent to "re-education" camps run by the non-existent Department of Education, thus greatly reducing the demand for automobiles.
It is thought that Great Leader Trump's genius plan was inspired by meetings with fellow great leaders Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un.
How the new MAGA cars are expected to look
Great article, has that Trad News energy (R.I.P.)
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