In a disturbing new twist at the White House, Vice President JD Vance has reacted to his total rejection by the people of Greenland by sinking into a dark abyss of seething bile, bitter self-loathing, and barely-concealed violence and insanity.
The descent into borderline psychopathy follows the collapse of a Vance-authored plan to visit Greenland with his Indian wife Usha, in order to win over the "hearts and minds" of Greenlanders.
The daring scheme, which would have seen Vance and his Indian wife Usha and his three Indian kids, Vivek 1, Vivek 2, and Vivek 3, hailed as "Liberators of the Frozen North," sadly fell apart when not even a single Greenlander agreed to meet the VP and his Subcontinental family of carpetbaggers.
In the aftermath of the plan's total and humiliating collapse, Vance posted the following disturbing tweet from the White House's own Twitter account.
"Freedom seeds" is believed to be unhinged psychopath code for "dum-dum bullets drilled into the soft, exploding bodies of Inuit children (and the White women who wouldn't sleep with me)."
Prison psychiatrists and Washington insiders hypothesise that the total rejection of Vance's overtures by the Greenlanders has unwittingly reignited the dark incel rage that has continued to smoulder deep inside him, like a twisted demon, even after he broke his duck just shy of 30 by marrying Usha.
A complicating factor for Vance is believed to be the fact that, as a "national conservative," he could only escape the total degradation of couch-fucking inceldom by entering into what he inwardly views as an "unholy exogamous marriage" that places his own offspring on the grim outer limits of his own empathy heat map.
The descent into borderline psychopathy follows the collapse of a Vance-authored plan to visit Greenland with his Indian wife Usha, in order to win over the "hearts and minds" of Greenlanders.
The daring scheme, which would have seen Vance and his Indian wife Usha and his three Indian kids, Vivek 1, Vivek 2, and Vivek 3, hailed as "Liberators of the Frozen North," sadly fell apart when not even a single Greenlander agreed to meet the VP and his Subcontinental family of carpetbaggers.
In the aftermath of the plan's total and humiliating collapse, Vance posted the following disturbing tweet from the White House's own Twitter account.
"Freedom seeds" is believed to be unhinged psychopath code for "dum-dum bullets drilled into the soft, exploding bodies of Inuit children (and the White women who wouldn't sleep with me)."
Prison psychiatrists and Washington insiders hypothesise that the total rejection of Vance's overtures by the Greenlanders has unwittingly reignited the dark incel rage that has continued to smoulder deep inside him, like a twisted demon, even after he broke his duck just shy of 30 by marrying Usha.
A complicating factor for Vance is believed to be the fact that, as a "national conservative," he could only escape the total degradation of couch-fucking inceldom by entering into what he inwardly views as an "unholy exogamous marriage" that places his own offspring on the grim outer limits of his own empathy heat map.
This is one of the definitions of Hell in the Bhagavad Gita
How long until the incel VP shoots up an Inuit community? No igloo is safe.
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