A man of an unhealthy sallow complexion with a haunted and furtive gaze has been elected as the new Pope. In tribute to the pederastic proclivities of many of his predecessors the sunken-eyed prelate has chosen to be known by the name "Pope Pedo XIV."
The new Pope was chosen by the conclave of cardinals held in the Sistine Chapel, with the election being signalled to the waiting faithful by a "poof" of white smoke.
Pope Pedo XIV succeeds his 'pedocessor' Pope Footfetish the First who died after meeting JD Vance a couple of weeks ago.
Pope Pedo XIV succeeds his 'pedocessor' Pope Footfetish the First who died after meeting JD Vance a couple of weeks ago.
In addition to his waxen visage and surreptitious glance, honed by decades of covertly checking out cute choirboys, the new Pope is also known for his anxiously tense mouth and small lizard like tongue, trained to dart out in the darkened cloisters and secluded confessionals.
He doesn't seem so bad tbh
ReplyDeleteWhat's his position on mass immigration into the West?
DeleteDefinitely a homosexual deviant. He should be kept away from young boys.
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