SYNCHRONICITY: DONKEY PRETENDS TO BE ZEBRA WHILE JACKASS PRETENDS TO BE STATESMAN AT SECURITY CONFERENCE

Stripey imposters: which is the bigger deception?

In a weird example of philosopher Carl Jung's concept of "Synchronicity," a Chinese zoo has been caught passing off a donkey painted with black and white stripes as a zebra at exactly the same time as the Trump administration has been passing off a dumb hillybilly painted with heavy eye-liner as an international statesman.

The fake zebra was discovered when it was caught in a sudden downpour of rain which washed off the paint. Meanwhile the dumb hillybilly who infiltrated the Munich Security Conference was discovered when he opened his dumbass mouth.

Among the stupid things uttered by the low-IQ individual was that the biggest threat to Europe was not Vladimir Putin sending drones into the radiation shield of a nuclear power station but rather British bobbies arresting weirdos hanging around abortion centres.

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Due to the fact that the dumb hillybilly did not have a banjo on him at the time and was unusually wearing shoes, he was not immediately discovered by the other attendees for several minutes.

However, once his moronic ramblings were translated into several European languages, including (with difficulty) French, the hillybilly was escorted off the premises by security guards. 

According to Jung's theory of Synchronicity, events like this that coincide in time and appear meaningfully related yet lack a direct causal connection can nevertheless have an intersubjective or philosophically objective connection.