AI-generated image of how the new death camp/ holiday resort would look
A senior US politician's daring plan to build a gleaming metropolis of glass and steel on the bombed-out rubble of a giant Arab slum has been unfairly characterised as a "second Auschwitz" by unsympathetic voices in the mainstream media and international community.
Meanwhile on the internet and in bot-controlled social media forums, the plan has been rightfully praised for its revolutionary vision and humanitarian generosity.
According to the plan, which the senior politician appeared to have thought up on the spot during a press conference, the two or three million people living in tents on the site would be "lovingly bulldozed into the sea," while, in their place, an army of HB1 workers would be flown in from India to construct a city with even higher skyscraper and more prestigious properties than Dubai.
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Trump basking in the tsunami of adulation triggered by his incredible plan
Another benefit of the scheme is that it would enable Trump to finally overtake Elon Musk as the richest man in the World due to unimportant "licensing issues" that no one really wants to read about here.
Meanwhile every single country in the Middle East, except Israel, has expressed undying opposition to the scheme, while America's NATO allies have collectively rolled their eyes, yawned, and muttered "it's all so tiresome" under their collective breath.
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