Trump on the psychiatrist's couch
Nobody can understand the increasingly insane actions that U.S. President Donald Trump has unleashed in the Middle East—at least not from a geopolitical standpoint.
But viewed psychologically, his decision to bomb Iran, assassinate its leaders, and then to issue a range of escalatory threats to "unlock" the Straits of Hormuz, suddenly make sense.
In fact, this is the only way to understand this otherwise deeply pointless war. It only truly makes sense as the pure, undiluted outcome of the deep-seated psychological—and indeed sexual issues—that have long troubled America's 45th and 47th President.
Let us take a brief foray into the past. Although Trump has long cultivated the image of an "alpha male" and a "ladies' man," this has always been a hollow sham. Ask any woman. Indeed, even believing that members of the fair sex could ever "get wet" at the prospect of a corpulent orange baboon like Donald Trump copulating with them, is to show the greatest disrespect to all womanhood. The good news for the human race and the sad truth for Trump is that women have never found him attractive and have always closed the "portals" of their love to his unwelcome and often violent attentions.
JD Vance has long been seen as the leading "incel-coded" member of the Trump cabinet, but this is only because he has been less gifted at hiding his inceldom from the public due to his widely publicised escapades of sexually abusing random pieces of furniture. Trump, however, is actually an even greater and more prolonged incel than his VP pick, and like Vance, has been equally unskilled in approaching and seducing the opposite sex.
Indeed, before he hit on his trademark strategies of paying East European "hookers" to be his "waifu" and hanging out with paedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein, Trump's only sexual experience was of the strictly five-fingered variety.
To understand Donald Trump's bumbling actions in the deserts of the Middle East, you first have to understand his long sojourn in the "deserts of inceldom" and the deep scars that this has left upon his psyche. For him, geopolitics has literally become a form of sex, where he can use the much greater power and wealth of the United States to symbolically "rape" lesser nations pointed out to him by his pimp handlers, in this case Bibi Netanyahu.
As Trump himself said on the now notorious "Access Hollywood" tapes, "when you're a star they let you do anything, you can grab them by the pussy." This is exactly what Trump's attack on Venezuela a few months ago was—a geopolitical pussy grab. Now he is embarked on any even greater attempt at symbolic rape with his incel rage incensed by Iran's attempt to keep its narrow Strait of Hormuz closed.
To those of you still thinking of this as an important conduit of the global oil supply and thus a key geopolitical chokepoint, think again.
For Trump, the Strait of Hormuz is nothing less than the "ultimate pussy" that an orange monstrosity like him can never hope to "charm" open.
In his deeply diseased mind and brutalised psyche, only an act of geopolitical "rape" that allows him full access to the moist waters of the Straits—and further up the Gulf, all the way up to the gas fields of South Pars—will bring the psycho-sexual closure that he so desperately craves.
Hormuz: grabbing it by the pussy?
In his deeply diseased mind and brutalised psyche, only an act of geopolitical "rape" that allows him full access to the moist waters of the Straits—and further up the Gulf, all the way up to the gas fields of South Pars—will bring the psycho-sexual closure that he so desperately craves.
This, and this alone, is the reason we are all now heading for WWIII.
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