Glasgow, under its "underclass supremacist" leaders, has finally reached the pinnacle of its ambitions, namely to become a bona fide "shithole" city on a par with Lagos, Calcutta, or even Gaza.
The decisive factor in achieving this irrevocable Third World status was a fire at vape shop that was allegedly laundering money linked to ethnic crime gangs while illegally storing faulty lithium-battery-powered vapes.
The fire destroyed a well-loved Victorian landmark, and has shut down the neighbouring central train station for an indefinite period, possibly months, perfectly highlighting the rampant dysfunction and plunging standards that have turned Glasgow into the Caracas of the North.
For many years now, Glasgow's Labour-and-SNP-dominated Councils have been making strenuous efforts to distance the city from its glorious past as the "Second City" of the British Empire, and to make it instead a dumping ground for litter, vandalism, refugees, and drug addicts.
These efforts also included waving Palestinian flags at football games, placing traffic cones on statues of national heroes, defacing Victorian buildings, and posting beggars outside every second shop in the city centre.
These efforts also included waving Palestinian flags at football games, placing traffic cones on statues of national heroes, defacing Victorian buildings, and posting beggars outside every second shop in the city centre.
Another key part of the Council's efforts to push Glasgow round the U-bend included cooperating with the Scottish government's scheme to slightly reduce knife crime by promoting marijuana smoking from kindergarten onwards.
Now, approximately one out of every three Scots reeks of cannabis, while in Glasgow it is thought to be two out of every three.
But it was the vape shop fire that exploded into flames last night that set the seal on Glasgow's Third World status. In fact, it was the vape fire that was "heard around the World," gutting an historic landmark building and creating a zone of chaos that looks set to become a permanent eyesore and fly-tipping area. Some effort will be made to save parts of the crumbling façade so that they can be used to host graffiti.
But it was the vape shop fire that exploded into flames last night that set the seal on Glasgow's Third World status. In fact, it was the vape fire that was "heard around the World," gutting an historic landmark building and creating a zone of chaos that looks set to become a permanent eyesore and fly-tipping area. Some effort will be made to save parts of the crumbling façade so that they can be used to host graffiti.
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