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Tuesday, January 21, 2025

"HEIL TESLA": MUSK ATTEMPTS "DARING" REBRAND AT TRUMP RALLY



Top sperg and autistic genius billionaire Elon Musk has been at it again, astounding the world with his out-of-the-box thinking, this time by rebranding his overpriced electric vehicle company Tesla during a speech to thousands of pardoned J6 participants at the Capital One Arena in Washington. 

The speech came hot on the heels of a day of celebrations to welcome new President Donald J Trump, during which the world-renowned ketamine addict threw out a stiff-armed Nazi salute, not once but twice, before breaking out into a rousing chorus of the "burst blood vessel" song.

It is now believed that Musk, 53, will replace the "S" in TESLA with an ancient Hindu symbol beloved of H1B workers and early 20th century Bavarian politicians. 

New self-combusting tank designed by Musk for a wealthy Russian client.


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