The unveiling: too disgusting to meaningfully vandalise
In recent years the museums and art galleries of England have been ravaged by elderly middle class eco protestors smashing glass and spraying priceless works of art and heritage with paint and tomato soup.
Now, at last, the British establishment has struck back by creating new works of art that are proof against anything that groups like "Just Stop Oil" can throw at them.
The first in the serious was the latest "official" portrait of King Charles, which has cleverly been "pre-vandalised" by the artist to make the King look like a ghost emerging from a pool of vomit. In fact, it has been so skilfully done that whatever protesters do to it can only make it look better. Its only weak point are the beautifully painted sausage fingers.
Sosej
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