Vidal Sassoon's worst nightmare
Ukraine's heroic security forces took a break from killing undertrained Russian Orcs yesterday to address the main security threat to the state, namely unkempt foreigners.
Heavily-armed Ukrainian SBU operatives launched a dawn raid on the home of a Chilean man in Kharkiv and arrested him, after he reportedly lost his comb.
They also searched his residence, paying particular attention to the back of the sofa, in an attempt to find his comb. But, going by the state of his locks, the plastic of the comb may have long since disintegrated.
The man, who goes by several names, will now be taken to a high security hair salon, where he will be made presentable, offered a shave, and have towels placed over his face.
Heavily-armed Ukrainian SBU operatives launched a dawn raid on the home of a Chilean man in Kharkiv and arrested him, after he reportedly lost his comb.
They also searched his residence, paying particular attention to the back of the sofa, in an attempt to find his comb. But, going by the state of his locks, the plastic of the comb may have long since disintegrated.
The man, who goes by several names, will now be taken to a high security hair salon, where he will be made presentable, offered a shave, and have towels placed over his face.
Disgusting Grinch hair, banned in the supposedly "democratic" Republic of the Ukraine
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