Tucker Carlson with the desiccated carcass of cable news stretching off into the distance
Cable News was reduced to a bleak, desolate, radioactive wasteland, scoured by a howling brutal wind yesterday after a man said he was going to give his often-underinformed opinion of the news on Twitter instead of Fox News.
The man, who is in his 50s and is mainly famous for wearing bow ties when he was younger, joins thousands of other people and tens of millions of bots who choose to communicate with mankind (and Elon Musk) through Twitter.
The decision by the man now ensures that cable news is now totally dead and can never be revived again. Anyone attempting to tune into Fox News, CNN, or the other one will now be met by a screen just like this, so don't even try:
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