In major breaking news, a British bloke has been arrested, but not for shagging birds, as many had hoped, but instead for having a bit of a chat with his mate on the internet.
The bloke, who is now 66, has a long track record of shagging birds, but UK criminal law remains deeply ambivalent on whether or not this is a actually crime or even if one needs licence for it.
However, on the thornier question of having a bit of a chat with his mate on the internet, the police feel they have a stronger case. This is because much of the chat has been revealed in emails leaked from America, which frankly speaking, has a very poor data security record.
In fact, if you live in America or send emails to America, it is probably just not a good idea, as eventually some quasi-official data-scraping organisation, like the FBI, the CIA, Palookaville Sheriff's Department, or Mossad, will get their hands on them and spread them all over the media.
The bloke, who is now 66, has a long track record of shagging birds, but UK criminal law remains deeply ambivalent on whether or not this is a actually crime or even if one needs licence for it.
However, on the thornier question of having a bit of a chat with his mate on the internet, the police feel they have a stronger case. This is because much of the chat has been revealed in emails leaked from America, which frankly speaking, has a very poor data security record.
In fact, if you live in America or send emails to America, it is probably just not a good idea, as eventually some quasi-official data-scraping organisation, like the FBI, the CIA, Palookaville Sheriff's Department, or Mossad, will get their hands on them and spread them all over the media.
Despite arresting the British bloke, it is not yet clear if the police will charge him. This is because emailing mates and telling them stuff that they might be interested in is a pretty common occurrence, especially in the upper reaches of society.
As is shagging birds.
As is shagging birds.
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