After suffering weeks of brutal oppression from Donald Trump's "ICE" stormtroopers, oppressed US citizens in Minnesota are now calling for foreign intervention, with graffiti appearing on walls begging Iran to "please send help."
Although Iran is far from a perfect democracy itself, it is a country that at least doesn't offer voters the choice of two senile old men or one senile old man and a laughing Black woman, as the US has done at its last two elections; not to mention the 2016 election when the choice was between a narcissistic psychopath and Donald Trump.
It is not yet clear what assistance the "mostly democratic" Islamic Republic of Iran can send to the oppressed citizens of Minnesota, but one idea is that it could offer sanctuary to the illegal aliens that ICE is hunting, or the Somalians who have been ripping off the Minnesotan welfare system for years.
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