AMERICA IS SHIT AT FASCISM

by Colin Liddell

Since it was founded as an offshore lunatic asylum for religious fanatics that grew into a very large farm, America has constantly failed upwards.

But that long trajectory of unearned success may now be coming to an end due to America’s inability to get Fascism right.

By now, it is clear to any neutral observer that America, like any other country populated by a barely literate rabble of dysgenic mystery meat, needs an element of fascism to survive. Only this can prevent the toxic effects of its deindustrialising, consumerist liberal democracy returning it to the pristine, uninhabited “wilderness” state in which it was originally found.

But instead of calling upon a ruthless and immaculately-dressed military junta with excellent table manners, like this:

Or an aesthetically pleasing cadre of super villains like this:

Or a racially-elite phalanx of sporting übermensch like this:

America instead gets a shambolic gang of fast-food-bingeing slobs and incels like these:

These fumbling losers wouldn’t even be able to conduct a torchlight parade without setting their hair on fire, let alone liquidate an entire Czechoslovakian village for inadvertently forgetting to celebrate the Fuhrer’s birthday.

I mean just look at their “supreme leader,” some senile boomer who is hoping to stay in power by sucking off Lindsey Graham, rigging the next election, and begging the Supreme Court to help; instead of just casually putting his political opponents in a football stadium and having them all shot or dropped out of a helicopter like a true fascist leader would do:

Then there’s the henchmen.

Most real fascist leaders have totally based henchmen, whom they can rely on to commit acts of pure, totalitarian evil on their behalf. Ideally, these pitiless enforcers of the Supreme Leader’s will should also be able to raise a happy, healthy family and bang loads of hot actresses along the way, like this guy:

Instead America’s “Fascism” turns to losers like Stephen Miller, whose mid-tier, “sub-white” wife is the fuck-bucket of anyone who gets within a hundred yards of the White House.
 

Miller, Mrs Miller, and one of Mrs Miller's pussy drillers

It should be clear by now, especially to anyone familiar with the long and noble history of Fascism, that America is getting the shitty end of the stick once again.

Put simply, America’s so-called “Fascists” are totally shit at conducting a hyper-coordinated gleichschaltung enabling a palingenetic ultra-nationalistic revival and surge in masculine vril.

This is blatantly obvious from the top to the bottom, as we have already noted with the “Dear Leader” himself:

All the way down through his underperforming underlings, many of whom are submasculine soy-beard-wearing freaks, forced to copulate with random items of furniture by their long history of inceldom, rather than chads capable of doing a Kristallnacht, staging a March on Rome, or a blitzkrieg with insufficient supplies of gasoline:

Really, to paraphrase Donald Trump himself: American fascism hasn’t been sending us its best.

We were promised total Aryan chads like this:

But instead were delivered sad, little, manlet chuds like this:

Come on America, do better!

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Colin Liddell is the Chief Editor of Neokrat and the author of Interviews & Obituaries, a collection of encounters with the dead and the famous. Support his work by buying his book here (USA), here (UK), and here (Australia), or by taking out a paid subscription on his Substack.

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