Trump: It's "Good" to be a "Mach(ad)o" man
In yet another desperate attempt to mollify and "sanewash" America's lunatic President for up to five minutes, plans have been unveiled to present Donald Trump with the severed head of ICE victim and mother of three, Renee Good, along with the Nobel Peace Prize that was "erroneously awarded" to another mother of three, MarÃa Corina Machado.
Ms Good was recently shot three times in the face by an untrained ICE officer in Minneapolis while she was minding her own business. Since then she has become a "hate figure" to Donald Trump and the MAGA movement on a par with Joe Biden, Qasem Soleimani, and Marjorie Taylor Green, who also happens to be a mother of three.
According to the organisers of the looney-placating ceremony, Ms Good's head will be detached from her cold, dead body using a chainsaw, and then ceremoniously presented to America's 47th President on a silver platter, along with Ms Machado's Peace Prize, in an event evocative of the quaint rituals of the Mexican drug cartels, the Italian Mafia, and the Tren de Aragua.
The innocent cause of all the trouble
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