What bugs me is that you can't even see what they're thinking
Hot on the heels of the Prince Andrew "Chinese spy" revelations, a new Oriental espionage scandal is now rocking the UK after it was revealed that a former Conservative Prime Minister enjoyed "disturbingly close" relations with a man of "Eastern appearance" and "Mongoloid race" for a few minutes in a pub.
The distressing disclosure emerged after a photograph was widely published on the internet showing David Cameron, who ruled Britain with an iron fist between 2010 and 2016, enjoying a convivial pint with an unknown middle-aged man who was clearly working for the Chinese communist party.
It is not known exactly what dark acts of espionage happened during the downing of the pint or immediately afterwards, but c'mon, just look at that baleful countenance and sinister expression! There is no way that Cameron could have escaped the spider's web of evil and deception that had clearly been woven around him.
The suspected spy is also reported to have briefly met a minor member of the British Royal Family.
Nail bars are just collecting our DNA. Why else would they do it?
Since the incidents, which occurred in 2015, the man referred to cryptically as "Xi," has not been invited back to the UK and is believed to be engaged in "communist party business" in various parts of China.
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