Murdoch weds "wife creature" number 5
People think nonagenarians don't have sex, but they do, and it's not just when they have their colostomy bags changed or an especially vigorous "bed bath" from nursie. It's also when they are semi-senile billionaire tycoons with massive media empires, perched vulture-like above the seething chaos of a major electoral year -- as the recent nuptials of Aussie news and media magnate Rupert Murdoch reveal.
Murdoch, aged 93, has spliced the knot and is now having hot, disgusting, nonagenarian sex with his sultry, new, "Kremlin-sourced" wife Elena Zhukova, aged 67.
I had to imagine it, so now you have to imagine it too!
Zhukova is a retired Russian biologist, who came out of retirement to wed the "wrinkled cluster of cells" that still pulls the strings at The Sun, The Times, and Fox News.
It seems that she met Murdoch at a party hosted by Murdoch's former "Beijing-sourced" wife Wendi Deng. Zhukova is also the former mother-in-law of Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, a close personal associate of Vladimir Putin.
Cynics will say that this is just another Kremlin "meat wave" attack to fuck with our democracy. But it might actually just be a Kremlin attempt to fuck Rupert Murdoch, as pulsating blobs of evil are clearly a big turn-on for the average Russian.
I had to imagine it, so now you have to imagine it too!
Zhukova is a retired Russian biologist, who came out of retirement to wed the "wrinkled cluster of cells" that still pulls the strings at The Sun, The Times, and Fox News.
It seems that she met Murdoch at a party hosted by Murdoch's former "Beijing-sourced" wife Wendi Deng. Zhukova is also the former mother-in-law of Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, a close personal associate of Vladimir Putin.
Cynics will say that this is just another Kremlin "meat wave" attack to fuck with our democracy. But it might actually just be a Kremlin attempt to fuck Rupert Murdoch, as pulsating blobs of evil are clearly a big turn-on for the average Russian.
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