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Tuesday, October 17, 2023

BOTTLEROCKET DESTROYS HOSPITAL AND KILLS 500+ PEOPLE

No hospital will ever be safe again

According to IDF news sources, a hospital in Gaza has been totally destroyed, with over 500 deaths, after a small bottle rocket, presumably made by Palestinian children, slammed into it. It is believed that the "rocket," constructed from sticky tape and empty pet bottles, was carrying a deadly payload of small Chinese fire crackers.

The IDF claims were then immediately spread through mainstream media channels like CNN, famous for its 24-7 reporting on the dangers posed by repurposed soft-drink containers. 

Incredibly the IDF was wide awake when these claims were made, unlike a couple of weeks ago when 3000 Hamas terrorists streamed across the border and slaughtered hundreds of Israelis in their beds. 

Highly respected conservative commenter Richard Hanania, who now has a girlfriend and isn't a bitter incel, was quick to confirm the IDF's totally reliable story by referring to transitory betting markets.


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