Who can you trust these days if you can't trust manosphere fitness gurus who hark back to Paleolithic times by eating raw meat and running round in their shorts?
It was too good to be true, but it seems that Liver Man, an internet phenomenon who promoted a "back-to-our-roots," holistic, caveman lifestyle, was a total fraud, who got his impressive muscular results by pumping his body full of disgusting steroids.
His "get jacked like our ancestors" shtick racked up an enormous 1.7 million gullible followers on Instagram and 3.5 million followers on Chinese spay ap TikTok. But his "stone age warrior" image was more a creation of Big Pharma than anything to do with Stonehenge.
As reported by Sport Bible:
The raw-meat-eating Liver King has allegedly been caught admitting to using steroids despite denying such claims in the past. An internet steroid expert by the name of Derek from the YouTube channel More Plates More Dates has claimed to have found significant evidence that the Liver King may not be as natural as he says he is. Derek has always been a believer that the jacked-up man was a steroid user, however, he’s now produced an hour-long video with what he alleges to be definitive proof of the fact....
Within the documentary-length expose, the YouTuber exposes an email between the Liver King, whose real name is Brian Johnson, and a body-building coach. Within the email, the big man admits to taking almost $12,000 pharmaceutical HGH per month, with three injections per day.
The video can be watched here:
Yup, the perfect male form is nothing like Liver Man, who is a disgusting bulbous freak who would stand no chance of survival in the wild. In fact, his artificially overdeveloped musculature would actually render him defenceless by impeding movement and turning him -- and his liver -- into a
tasty hors d'oeuvre for a wild variety of carnivorous fauna.
Even worse, Liver Man would also be an easy rape victim in most American prisons. This is because his toxic overuse of steroids would cause debilitating muscle cramps, meaning it would be less painful for him to take it up the jacksie countless times than to fend off his attackers by actually moving his arms and legs about.
Liver man: total prison ass candy
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