Easy peeler?
America has decided! With exit polls and partial counts now in the bag, it looks like the US has chosen the low-energy, rambling, boomer ADHD, represented by Donald Trump, over the incoherent, wine aunt, cat lady gibberish of Vice President Kamala Harris.
Despite fighting one of the dullest and most tired campaigns in US history, briefly enlivened by a couple of unsuccessful assassination attempts by incels, an increasingly orange Trump will now be reinstalled in the White House, unless the increasingly senile sitting President Joe Biden decides to have a major "senior moment" and refuse to leave, causing a constitutional crisis.
Despite fighting one of the dullest and most tired campaigns in US history, briefly enlivened by a couple of unsuccessful assassination attempts by incels, an increasingly orange Trump will now be reinstalled in the White House, unless the increasingly senile sitting President Joe Biden decides to have a major "senior moment" and refuse to leave, causing a constitutional crisis.
Trump mainly relied on long, rambling speeches and memes about a "euthanized" squirrel to woo voters. Meanwhile Harris concentrated on garnering half-hearted celebrity endorsements from pop stars and laughing like a maniac.
Unfortunately for Harris, this radical electoral strategy failed to mobilise the army of silent "wimmin" voters that experts predicted, possibly because it was a long drive to the polling booth and the price of gas is much higher in 2024 ($3.37 a gallon) than it was 4 years ago when Trump was president ($2.19).
Unfortunately for Harris, this radical electoral strategy failed to mobilise the army of silent "wimmin" voters that experts predicted, possibly because it was a long drive to the polling booth and the price of gas is much higher in 2024 ($3.37 a gallon) than it was 4 years ago when Trump was president ($2.19).
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