A poor disabled man from Luton, who has no chin due to a serious birth defect caused by his mother being "choked out" during his conception, has decided to extend his "holiday" in the Romanian prison system thanks to the help of a kind benefactor, namely the Romanian prosecution service.
The 37 year-old-man, who apparently escaped from a "freak show" that also included the likes of Paul Joseph Watson and Candace Owens, first went to Romania due to its easy-to-chew food, like cabbage rolls and tripe soup, that he was able to swallow without mastication.
In recent months there has been concern among those sponsoring the "chin-cripple" that he might be extradited to the UK, where he would have to live off a diet of hard-boiled eggs, chicken wings, and pork scratchings, without in any way being able to chew any of them.
Now thanks to the kindly prosecutors of Bucharest, the chinless man will now be able to "book a rest" at the local detention facilities indefinitely, where he will continue to enjoy a rich and varied diet that he can suck through a straw into his grotesque chinless face.
The 37 year-old-man, who apparently escaped from a "freak show" that also included the likes of Paul Joseph Watson and Candace Owens, first went to Romania due to its easy-to-chew food, like cabbage rolls and tripe soup, that he was able to swallow without mastication.
In recent months there has been concern among those sponsoring the "chin-cripple" that he might be extradited to the UK, where he would have to live off a diet of hard-boiled eggs, chicken wings, and pork scratchings, without in any way being able to chew any of them.
Now thanks to the kindly prosecutors of Bucharest, the chinless man will now be able to "book a rest" at the local detention facilities indefinitely, where he will continue to enjoy a rich and varied diet that he can suck through a straw into his grotesque chinless face.
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