Mob rule or moob rule?
A heavily oestrogenised mob of soft British people, some of them dressed like Americans in casual gear and some accompanied by wives and girlfriends, have caused mild disruption in the Merseyside town of Southport. This follows an incident in which an unassimilated Rwandan youth went on a stabbing spree that killed three little girls and injured several others.
The mob, understandably angry at the random slaughter of innocent children from their community, threw bits of debris about, including carriers bags, bits of cardboard, and even an empty plastic bucket or two, all the while insisting that it was "not at all racist."
The police, meanwhile, politely asked them to stop and go home.
Many members of the mob didn't even do anything, preferring instead to photograph or film proceedings on their smart phones in the hope of gaining girly affirmation on social media.
The police, meanwhile, politely asked them to stop and go home.
Many members of the mob didn't even do anything, preferring instead to photograph or film proceedings on their smart phones in the hope of gaining girly affirmation on social media.
More phones in the air than at a Taylor Swift gig
It is still unclear where the mob got such large quantities of oestrogen from. One theory is that drinking water in the Stockport area got polluted with artificial oestrogen from contraceptive pills, causing the mob to ineffectually mill around and chant the name of a man on holiday in Spain, instead of doing anything organised, disciplined, and effective.
Another theory, which Neokrat leans towards, is that the mob acquired the excessive oestrogen from many years of beer drinking, while watching sports like football.
Due to a heavier than average sporting calendar this year, Brits have been inundated with beery get-togethers "down the pub" or at home, where they have cheered on their favourites while growing soy beards and moobs.
Another theory, which Neokrat leans towards, is that the mob acquired the excessive oestrogen from many years of beer drinking, while watching sports like football.
Due to a heavier than average sporting calendar this year, Brits have been inundated with beery get-togethers "down the pub" or at home, where they have cheered on their favourites while growing soy beards and moobs.
Indeed, the rioting is so beneath par that the police haven't even bothered to get the families of the victims to speak out "against hate" or to "call for calm" like they usually do.
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