Xi Jinping, a total ninja built like a brick shithouse
Chinese leader Xi Jinping has never been healthier and has definitely not suffered a debilitating stroke.
In fact, the boyish-looking 71-year-old leader of over a billion increasingly healthy Chinese is probably swimming the Yangtze right now, playing basketball with the Harlem Globe Trotters, or doing a thousand bench presses to celebrate the opening of yet more high speed rail links between Beijing and its increasingly loyal provinces.
Indeed, there haven't even been any rumours on the internet about Xi having any kind of illness. Ever!
And anyway, why would it even be important? It's not like China is the kind of society where everything depends on the health and well-being of a single political figure.
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