DIRTY DONALD'S DOODLE SUGGESTS HE MAY HAVE BEEN A KIDDIE DIDDLER

 

Aspirins on an ironing board. What mean?

Now that Trump's "birthday card" to his former best friend and world-renowned PAEDOPHILE has been revealed, it is interesting to reflect on the relationship between the two revealed by the card. Apart from its talk about being pals who have a "certain things" in common, never aging "enigmas," and keeping "wonderful secrets," what is even more striking is the fact that Trump's drawing appears to show a female body with barely perceptible breasts.

As if well know to breast experts and proud fathers of teenage daughters, breast development in girls typically begins between the ages of 8 and 13, with most starting around 10 or 11. This process, part of puberty, is driven by hormonal changes, particularly increases in oestrogen. Initial signs include breast buds—small, firm lumps under the nipple. Full development, including growth and shaping, usually takes 2–4 years but can vary. 

This means that, at best, we are looking at a picture of a 15 year-old girl and probably one even younger. 

Of course, if Trump was heavily into Oriental women with smaller breast sizes, a tenuous case could be made that his doodle was depicting a 16 to 17 barely legal girl, but, as is well known, the president's preferences in breast size, at least when it comes to sexually mature women, tend to verge on the orbular as we can see in these highly respectable photos of the first lady:

Big jugs!

Huge swinging Slavic fun bags!

Putting the dairy out of business

Now contrast Melania's humongous melons with these immature microscopic mumps: 

Even though a court of law might struggle to convict Trump of paedophile crimes on the basis of this, the court of public opinion is not so hidebound by petty legalistic requirements. Trump's lengthy association with the world's most infamous paedophile and this illustration strongly suggests that Trump at least knew of Epstein's paedophile crimes and chose to stay silent or, more likely, participated in them.