"Must eat low IQ brains"
Donald Trump's zombie campaign to become the next President of the United States has suffered a slight setback after Nikki Haley's zombie campaign to stop him, won the Washington DC primary.
Only a few thousand people voted, dragging their dead skin behind them and dropping a few rotting eyeballs on the way.
Right now Trump's zombie campaign is doing well among the old White zombie boomers, whose dead leathery hands dominate the GOP, and he is even polling well among zombie low information voters everywhere, including in key swing states.
However, Trump is extremely unlikely to win in November because the low-information aspect of the zombie electorate will be temporarily suppressed by a massive number of attack ads from the well-stocked coffers of elderly but only slightly zombie-ish incumbent Joe Biden, assisted by a rabidly anti-Trump zombie media and possibly a deep state attempt at decapitation (something that usually stops zombies).
However, Trump is extremely unlikely to win in November because the low-information aspect of the zombie electorate will be temporarily suppressed by a massive number of attack ads from the well-stocked coffers of elderly but only slightly zombie-ish incumbent Joe Biden, assisted by a rabidly anti-Trump zombie media and possibly a deep state attempt at decapitation (something that usually stops zombies).
Largely zombie politics is expected to continue for at least one or two more election cycles, until the zombie boomer generation is suppressed by demographic factors sometime in the early 2030s.
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